Your attention please:

Management is pleased to announce that The Inn has re-opened!  The infection previously announced has been removed and all traces of its effect have been safely quarantined and contained.  It is business as usual, and any references to "zombies" is a complete fabrication.

Please join us for our Grand Re-Opening Celebration happening this Halloween!  Free tours through our newly sterilized facilities will be given on a first-come first-serve basis!  Candy will be offered to young trick-or-treaters, courtesy of The Inn's management.

Come and enjoy your relaxing stay with us!

The Inn